white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    white boy: lmao
    they continue walking for a few seconds
    *white couple hears noise*
    white girl: babe what that??
    white boy: i'll go investigate
    *leaves her alone*
    *choking noises*
    white girl: zack!!!
    white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    white girl: asshole!
    white boy: im just playin babe
    white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    *playful kiss*
    *things turn sexy*
    *hear noise*
    white boy: i'll go investigate
    *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    *maybe a thud*
    white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    *she walks and he dead*
    white girl: ahhh!!
    *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    white girl: ahhh!!!
    *white girl runs*
    *dead end*
    *thinks she free n safe*
    *guy catches her*
    *cuts her*
    *she dead*
    opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D